Even though a completely out-of-touch @kvanogtrop gets a soapbox and I won’t, I feel that I shouldn’t give up on the world. Not yet, anyway. So, as a responsible parent, here’s what’s bothering me lately. Save your children. Please.

1. Some idiot in Mexico saw Jesus in her taco. She made a shrine around it, and people travel from thousands of miles away to see it. http://fusion.net/story/158170/mexican-woman-says-jesus-appeared-to-her-in-a-tortilla

2. Streaming movies without paying for them (like with #popcorntime) is totally illegal, no matter how smart you think you are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBfntcmEn5A

3. Bristol Palin got knocked up, and anyone cares. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2015/06/29/bristol-palin-says-her-second-pregnancy-was-planned

I was so upset, I got a pedicure. I’m off this planet the first chance I get.

Until whenever,